笑话: 狗命

黑社会大哥牵着狗散步,
杀手从草丛里蹿出来,
啪啪两枪把狗打死了。

大哥怒吼:
“你杀了我的狗干什么?”
杀手冷哼一声:
“哼哼 !有人花50万,
要我取了你的狗命!”

大哥看了一眼杀手,
满怀感激地说,
“你华文老师是谁?
我要谢谢她。。

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